Swanky RFK Jr. Campaign Event Devolves Into Shouting and 'Prolonged' Flatulence: Report

All little boys eventually grow up to be adult men.
That does not mean, however, that all little boys actually grow up.
Case in point, if you needed any evidence for this maxim, look no further than the comedic debacle that a New York press dinner rapidly devolved into on Tuesday night.
Page Six, which sent a reporter to the event, was so appalled by what transpired, this is how the outlet’s own report begins:
“Page Six regrets to report that a press dinner to boost Robert F. Kennedy