This hilarious White House press briefing transcript is the dystopian satire we need

White House press briefings are endlessly bizarre. With so many strange and inexplicable moments brought to us by Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders, it's no surprise that the briefings are a perfect target for satire. But of all the cutting White House commentary, comedian Keaton Patti's satirical White House press briefing script takes the cake.  SEE ALSO: The White House can't even spell the 'United States' properly Patti uploaded two pages of faux press briefing transcript supposedl