Pokemon Go Is Secretly the Best Exercise App Out There

Within a minute of first booting up Pokemon Go, I was already straying from my daily route.
I was out on my dogs' morning walk, going down the same path we've been walking for years, when I decided to boot up the new augmented reality game from The Pokemon Company and Niantic for iOS and Android. Once I got through the brief tutorial, I was alerted to the fact a Pokemon was behind me.
Despite the great smells that I'm sure were just out of reach of my dogs' noses, I turned us around, walking bac