World’s Smallest Airsoft Gun

Behold: the world’s smallest airsoft gun. Smaller than a paperclip, less threatening than a marshmallow, and somehow still capable of launching a microscopic plastic BB at approximately the speed of “mildly annoyed sneeze.” It’s not so much a weapon as it is a passive-aggressive keychain with dreams.
This thing is so tiny, if you lose it, you need a microscope and a prayer to find it again. I sneezed and accidentally launched it into the 4th dimension. One moment it was i