Tiny Dancer

Behold, the holiday ornament to end all holiday ornaments: a glittery, thicc-bodied ballerina mid-leap, tangled in Christmas lights like she just lost a dance battle with Clark Griswold. She’s serving raw holiday chaos and festive delusion in a way that no angel or snowflake ornament ever could. Tiny Dancer doesn’t twirl. She yeets.
Wearing a red sparkly leotard tighter than your holiday budget, this ornament captures the spirit of every aunt who has ever tried to relive her high sch