This Vehicle is Woke Sticker

So, you’ve slapped a “This Vehicle is Woke” sticker on your bumper—congratulations, you’re now the Rosa Parks of the drive-thru line at Taco Bell. Other cars might flaunt aggressive decals like “Built Ford Tough” or “Baby on Board,” but yours proudly announces: “Yes, I recycle, I know my pronouns, and I drive 10 miles under the speed limit because empathy is hard work.”
Imagine the chaos it causes in traffic. Pickup trucks behind