This Car is Controlled by the Deep State

When I bought my 2008 Honda Civic, I didn’t expect it to come with political affiliations. But the moment I turned the ignition, the radio tuned itself to a government press briefing. The GPS rerouted me to Area 51 “for lunch.” And every time I try to roll down the windows, the national anthem starts playing. Folks, my car is definitely in the Deep State.
I tried reasoning with it. “Let me go to Target,” I said. The car responded by locking the doors and driving me