The Official Dick Lazer

Let me introduce you to the most groundbreaking, mind-blowing, absolutely essential gadget of the century: The Official Dick Lazer. Forget about space-age technology or the latest iPhone—this is the real future we’ve been waiting for. The Dick Lazer is exactly what it sounds like: a laser, but instead of being used for sophisticated scientific experiments or top-secret government missions, it’s a device that… well, projects a laser beam in the shape of a dick. Revolution