Talking Trump Hunk by Float Factory

Somewhere between a fever dream and a clearance bin at a novelty shop, the Talking Trump Hunk was born. Picture this: a six-pack-chiseled hunk with the face of America’s most orange ex-president. He talks. He flexes. He probably tweets at 3 a.m. if you squeeze him hard enough. It’s like your patriotic nightmares and gym bros collided at a Fourth of July BBQ—and made a baby. A terrifying, plastic, talking baby.
With phrases like “Make abs great again!” and “I k