Stiff Package

This year, Santa’s got a new gift-wrapping strategy: himself. Introducing the “Stiff Package” ornament — a glittery tribute to holiday thirst traps everywhere. Shirtless, swole, and strategically positioned behind a very suggestive present, this festive beefcake proves that sleigh bells aren’t the only things getting jingled this season. With biceps like boulders and a chest so chiseled it could slice wrapping paper, Santa clearly upgraded from cookies to protein sh