Snow Plowing

Snow plowing season is here again, also known as “that magical time of year when your driveway becomes a frozen slip ‘n slide of doom.” You wake up at 6 a.m., open the door, and stare into a 4-foot wall of snow like it’s nature’s way of saying, “Not today, pal.” Armed with a shovel, three layers of regret, and questionable life choices, you begin scooping while your neighbor whizzes by in a snowplow the size of a small tank, waving cheerfully like Santa&