Sad Violin

Let’s talk about the saddest instrument in the world: the violin. Not just any violin, but the Sad Violin—you know, that dramatic little tune people play when someone stubs their toe or drops their ice cream cone in slow motion. It’s the unofficial anthem of mockery, tragedy, and minor inconveniences. I accidentally triggered it last week when I dropped my phone on my face in bed, and I swear it started playing from inside my soul. I looked around and saw nothing, just me, a cr