Riverboy Camo Hat

Some hats make you look stylish. Others keep the sun out of your eyes. But the Riverboy Camo Hat, forged in the sacred fires of a bass boat tailgate party and blessed by Small Mouth Messiah himself, does both… while whispering trout-based prophecies directly into your brain. This isn’t just a hat—this is a camouflage crown of swampy destiny. Wearing it instantly gives you +10 Charisma with fish and an uncontrollable urge to slap the water and yell, “Y’ALL SEE THAT?