Penis Lollipops

Let’s start with the obvious: who looked at a lollipop and said, “You know what this needs? Genitals.” Enter the Penis Lollipop, a delicious and confusing confection that’s been the unofficial mascot of bachelorette parties and awkward gas station impulse buys since the early 2000s. Is it candy? Is it art? Is it… a conversation starter? Yes. And it’s guaranteed to ruin that conversation within 12 seconds.
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