No Kings, No Masters, No Crust (PBJ)

First of all, let’s get one thing straight—this is not just a hat, it’s a political movement disguised as a sandwich preference. “No Kings, No Masters, No Crust” is a vibe. It’s an energy. It’s a strong stance against tyranny, gluten borders, and the tyrannical scissors that remove the best part of bread. The crust is the proletariat’s edge, the gritty reality that holds the sandwich together. And we’re cutting it off? Wake up, sheeple.
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