Mini Cat Vomit

There I was, sipping my morning coffee and enjoying a peaceful scroll through cat memes, when I saw it—a suspiciously damp spot on the carpet, no larger than a bottle cap. It shimmered in the morning light like a crime scene from a CSI: Kitten edition. I looked around. Fluffy the Tiny Menace sat nearby, blinking innocently, clearly proud of her contribution to modern art.
Have you ever seen cat vomit so small it qualifies as a microaggression? I had to get a magnifying glass to confirm it