Masked Machete Killer Wiper Blade Decal

Ah yes, the Masked Machete Killer Wiper Blade Decal—the most polite way to say, “Yes, officer, I am completely sane, thanks for asking.” As your wipers glide across the windshield, the decal turns an ordinary commute into a low-budget horror film. Rainstorm? Nope. Instant slasher flick trailer.
You thought your car was a safe, practical vehicle? Not anymore. With this decal, your sedan transforms into “The Carpool Lane Massacre, Part IV.” Your passengers will either