“Lower your expectations” Red Gift Bag

Sometimes, the best gift you can give someone is the reminder that life is disappointing. Enter the “Lower Your Expectations” red gift bag—perfect for stuffing with socks, a candle that smells faintly of sadness, or the receipt from last Christmas when you meant to return that sweater but never did. Why aim high when you can hand someone a bag that screams, “Hey buddy, reality is rough, and so is this present”?
The color red is ideal: it’s festive enough to fe