JD Vance: ‘Say Pwease & Tank You’

In a shocking turn of events, best-selling author and U.S. Senator JD Vance has officially become the nation’s foremost expert on etiquette for toddlers. This week, he released his highly anticipated new book, “Say Pwease & Tank You: A Guide to Grown-Up Manners for Big Boy Politicians.” Sources confirm that Vance’s new approach to diplomacy involves a solid mix of finger painting, nap time, and reminding Congress to share their snacks. “Why debate when you can s