If the Epstein List “Disappeared”… So Can My Speeding Ticket Sticker

You know what amazes me? The government can somehow misplace an entire list of powerful people tied to a billionaire criminal, yet I get a second notice for a $75 speeding ticket like I’m running an underground drag racing league. Where’s my magical “oopsie, we lost it” energy? If the Epstein list vanished like Houdini in a fog machine, surely that one time I did 43 in a 35 doesn’t need to haunt my mailbox like a broke ghost.
And let’s talk about that sticker