I Brake for Longhorn Cowfish

Look, I don’t stop for pedestrians, I don’t stop for squirrels, I don’t even stop for my own GPS when it says “Turn now” — but by the sacred sea horns of Neptune, I brake for Longhorn Cowfish. These majestic aquatic vacuum cleaners with horns deserve our utmost respect. Picture this: you’re cruising down the reef in your sea-scooter, and out waddles a longhorn cowfish, all square and pouty, looking like someone turned a geometric mistake into a fish. Sla