Hot Lips

Ah yes, the Hot Lips ornament—because nothing says “classy holiday décor” like a giant glittering smooch suspended from your fake pine tree. It’s like mistletoe, but aggressive. This ornament doesn’t wait for you to make the first move—it is the move. Whether you’re celebrating Christmas, Festivus, or just emotionally spiraling in early December, this ornament will stare at you from the tree like it’s about to ask if you believe in love at f