Happy Birthday Bag of Dicks

There comes a time in every friendship, relationship, or ongoing feud when you need to send a message that’s equal parts confusing, petty, and poetic. Enter the Happy Birthday Bag of Dicks—the only gift bold enough to say “I remembered your birthday and still think you’re a human traffic cone.” It’s not just a bag, and these aren’t just dicks. This is high-grade novelty nonsense, a meatless miracle of mischief, carefully crafted to ruin someone’s a