07-07-2025 09:00 via shutupandtakemymoney.com

Encyclopedia of Potion Making

Ah yes, the Encyclopedia of Potion Making — the ancient, dust-covered tome that’s 50% mystical wisdom and 50% “should probably be illegal.” Forget Google. This is where real magic happens — and by magic, we mean explosive side effects and turning your cat into a tax consultant.
This legendary book contains such hits as “Polyjuice Potion (Now With Fewer Explosions!)” and “Love Potion #9: Warning – Clingy Side Effects May Include Obsessive Poet
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