Edward Cullen for President Car Bumper Sticker

Just when you thought politics couldn’t get any weirder, someone slapped an “Edward Cullen for President” bumper sticker on their car, and now we’re all collectively reconsidering our life choices. That’s right—Edward Cullen, the sparkly vampire who spent most of his time in a brooding stare-off with a werewolf, might just be the presidential candidate we never knew we needed. Sure, he’s a 100-year-old vampire with control issues, but hey, it worked for