“Don’t Get Your Hopes Up” Gift Bag

Ah yes, the “Don’t Get Your Hopes Up” Gift Bag — perfect for that person in your life who expects too much from you… like effort. Why wrap a present with love when you can wrap it in honesty? This bag says, “I remembered your birthday at the last second, but at least I didn’t show up empty-handed.” It’s the ultimate gift for low expectations and even lower effort.
You can use it for birthdays, anniversaries, or that awkward Secret Santa wher