Cunning Linguist

Who needs mistletoe when your ornament is already puckering up with a tongue-out emoji face and a twinkle in its eye? Meet “Cunning Linguist,” the yellow-faced, lip-licking ornament that’s clearly been hanging around the wrong kind of stockings. With a Santa hat perched just right and a ‘stache that screams “I’ve been on the naughty list for decades,” this bauble’s not here for silent nights — it’s here for suggestive ones.
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