29-09-2025 14:12 via shutupandtakemymoney.com

Captain Salute WiperTag

If you’ve ever looked at your car and thought, “This needs more military authority on the rear windshield,” then the Captain Salute WiperTag is for you. Nothing says patriotism like a cartoon captain giving you a crisp salute every time you turn on your rear wipers. Rain? Snow? Random neighbor kid with a Super Soaker? Don’t worry — Captain Salute is there to defend freedom and visibility, one swish at a time.
It’s like having your very own miniature drill serg
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