Bullet Buddy

Let’s be honest—every action movie has that one guy who dives in slow motion, catches bullets with his teeth, and still manages to high-five you on the way down. That guy? That’s your Bullet Buddy. It’s not just a person, it’s a lifestyle. Imagine having someone so loyal, so committed, they’d block bullets for you just to keep your Friday night plans intact. Sorry, Kevin, I’m not dying for you to go on another “networking mixer.” Bullet Buddy