Born To Fish Custom Printed T-Shirt

I found this shirt hanging quietly on a thrift-store rack, minding its own business, yet somehow screaming louder than every graphic tee around it. From a distance, it looks wholesome—Born to Fish, a noble declaration, a simple lifestyle brand for dads named Gary. But then you get closer. And closer. And suddenly the shirt grabs you by the collar and whispers an entire anti-capitalist manifesto in Comic Sans energy. This is not a shirt. This is a cry for help with a largemouth bass on it.