Astronomical Engagement Ring

When Jake told me he was getting his girlfriend an “astronomical engagement ring,” I assumed he meant it was expensive. Like, “I sold my organs on eBay to afford this” expensive. But no. Jake—our resident space nerd who once tried to name his dog “Comet McAsteroid”—meant that the ring literally contains a piece of a meteorite. That’s right, folks. He proposed with a chunk of space rock and a whole lot of cosmic confidence. Nothing says &ldquo