#1 Dad Trophy Father’s Day Card

Every Father’s Day, the greeting card aisle becomes a battleground of puns, necktie graphics, and suspiciously emotional declarations from people who haven’t called their dads since the Super Bowl. But one card rises above the rest like a pair of high-waisted cargo shorts in the breeze: the #1 Dad Trophy Card. This isn’t just a card—it’s a laminated gold-plated lie we tell every year to the man who once tried to fix the sink with duct tape and emotional detachment.