Starbucks’ Unicorn Frappucino didn’t kill me

Drinking a pink, purple, and neon blue beverage at 7 o'clock in the morning isn't something I'd ever recommend, but when Starbucks spontaneously launched its new Unicorn Frappuccino with the promise that it would be gone in less than a week, my hand was forced. I've ordered the beast and consumed it over the course of an hour or so, and now I feel compelled to offer you my opinion on it, along with more information about my own personal coffee preferences than you'd ever need or want to know.I'm