iPhone 8 hype is getting out of hand

Look, the iPhone 8 is probably going to be a really great smartphone. Recent advances in technology are making no-bezel smartphones with zero physical buttons a reality; add that to steady increases in power, battery life and camera tech, and it's safe to say that the iPhone 8 (or whatever it ends up being called) will be the most pleasurable six-inch device that anyone's ever fondled.
But the hype train is getting a little silly. It's only Tuesday, but we've already had two analyst notes come o