Why bitcoin is better than gold

Time and time again, gold naysayers have gone to great lengths to dispel its value. “You can’t eat gold,” they would say. This was, apparently, proof that gold is not, in fact, money. Now, the same sort of arguments are being leveraged against bitcoin.
“You can’t even hold it,” “it’s too volatile,” “it’s imaginary money…”
Even goldbugs who have seen their favorite asset fall significantly from its 2011 highs are quick