Looking for the best cat on earth? Well you found him(updated).

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I am probably the only person on Craiglist right now posting an ad about a pet like this one. You will realize this cat is so much more than a pet. He is someone special. This is a big novel so if you have 15 minutes sit back and relax and read my story. I want to tell you the whole thing so you know where I am coming from. <br>
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Pardon my terrible grammar I typed this all on a phone and am not going back to proofread it.<br>
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My cat's name is Oskar. Wi