This Year's Oscars Swag Bag Includes A Pelvic Floor Exercise Tracker & A Magical Cellulite Remover!

Here comes the Oscars swag bag!
This year's free gifts are a lot more "toned down" price-wise than last year's, but that doesn't mean they're any less outrageous and weird.
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Distinctive Assets, the company that every year provides the free stuff to all 25 nominees in the acting and directing categories, has valued this year's swag bag at coming in at over $100K, which is a far cry from last year's $232K value. Although $100K is still a wh