Rob Lowe Cannot Keep Himself Fed, According To His Personal Assistant Demands! Read All The Wackiness HERE!

Interested in being a wacky celebrity's personal assistant? It's your lucky day!
Rob Lowe is in the market for one, and his demands basically amount to making sure he's well-fed and has a bitchin' haircut at all times.
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Also, it would be helpful if you could easily lift 25 pounds as needed to support him. Whatever the hell that means!
The Code Black actor submitted a post to a personal assistant website, and this is what he wrote (below) [our commentary in brackets