Presidential Fantasy Draft: Our Top Picks!

It's that time of year again!
Your job is to create the greatest United States of America possible during the ever important draft -- and you want the best of the best for your life and livelihood team, right?!
We so brilliantly decided to create a cheat sheet since the team you chose in November 2016 SUCKS HARD! Seriously, most of y'all royally fucked up. Looking at you, "electoral college"!
Ch-ch-check out our picks for Team White House (below)!President: Barack Obama
Vice President: Joe Biden