O.J. Simpson Granted Parole!

O.J. Simpson has been granted parole!
On Thursday, the Nevada Board of Parole decided the fate of the football star after he spent the minimum nine of his 33 possible years in prison for his part in the 2008 armed robbery of sports memorabilia.
Despite his poor responses to the board's questions, O.J. is now a free man!
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Fortunately for Simpson, the board members all seemed to make their decisions based on the facts in the case instead