Man Arrested For Sexually Assaulting A Chicken

Cluck that.
A southern Oregon man was arrested on Monday after police say he sexually assaulted a chicken.
Joshua Woltmon remained in the Jackson County Jail on Tuesday on charges of sexual assault of an animal, public indecency, menacing and second-degree disorderly conduct.
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According to court documents, the 27-year-old exposed himself and came into contact with the chicken's genitals.
Or, more explicitly put, he"unlaw