Liam Payne & Cheryl Are Totally Not Secretly Married

Hold your horses, guys!
Liam Payne and Cheryl are not secretly married!
Related: Liam Had 'Internal Battle' Over Baby Name
Rumors were sparked when Liam referred to his baby momma as his "wife" in a recent interview on Sirius XM's Morning Mash Up. He said:
"I left my wife and child at home and I was straight out to In-N-Out burger. I'm just kidding."
"Wife"??? Dun dun! Gasp! ZOMG!
Fans obviously ran with that, quickly jumping to conclusions and assuming that the new parents had totally tied the