*Insert Pun Here* — A Crazy Cow Led Cops On A Wild Goose Chase In Queens!

Holy cow! This is udderly ridiculous!
A cow was on the loose in Jamaica, Queens Tuesday and cops were doing their darndest to try and lasso it! (Note: They weren't really using a lasso, to our knowledge. Although they should've. That's what a rancher would do.)
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Video shows it happily trotting about enjoying the scenery of suburbia with cop cars following it at a slow pace, presumably so as not to startle it.
Then a man dressed in a brown j