Harvey Weinstein Is So Fat And Ugly That Porn Producers Are Refusing To Parody Him!

Never make fun of people's looks... unless the person you're making fun of is the monster Harvey Weinstein.
New rule, just made it up! Ha!!!
Porn production companies like WoodRocket, HUSTLER, and Burning Angel spoof and parody pretty much everything nowadays -- if it's big in the news, or movies, or entertainment at some point, you can assume one of them will be doing a porn spoof of it soon afterwards.
They've done a million porn parodies of real-life events, including things like Ten Inch Nin