Doth Thou Comprehend? Bette Midler Says Disney Channel's Hocus Pocus Remake Is Going To Be 'Cheap'!

Last month, Disney twisted the bones and bent the backs of Hocus Pocus fans by announcing it would be remaking the cult classic -- without the original cast!
Naturally, the OG Winifred Sanderson issued a response just in time for All Hallow's Eve, and she isn't expecting the Disney Channel to conjure up a masterpiece.
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Bette Midler made it clear she didn't have high hopes for the upcoming reboot, telling People she expects the TV movie will be "cheap