Brace Yourselves — Here Are Donald Trump's First Three Executive Orders!

Here we go, everybody! Hold onto your butts!
Donald Trump signed his first three executive orders Monday, regarding trade, the federal workforce, and abortion funding.
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The actions officially withdraw the U.S. from the Trans-Pacific Partnership, TPP, which was championed by President Obama, implement a hiring freeze on federal workers, and prevent nations receiving foreign aid from promoting abortion as a method of family planni