The iPhone SE is forever doomed to fall short of lofty expectations

The third-generation iPhone SE was announced at Apple’s “Peek Performance” event on Tuesday and if estimates are any indicator, almost half of us will be getting one.“40% of iPhone Users Plan to Buy iPhone SE 3, Survey Indicates”40… uh… 40 percent, huh? That, uh, that would be a lot! Wow! That is an… interesting estimate![whispers] Honey, get your stuff and slowly back toward the door. Don’t make eye contact. When you get out, run as fast