Making a bombastic point: The evil of the iPhone X

Apple has announced a new iPhone so it’s time to have a very serious discussion about how bad all this technology is in the most over-the-top manner possible. Fortunately, The Chicago Tribune’s Steve Chapman is on it.“The iPhone X proves the Unabomber was right.” (Tip o’ the antlers to @JonyIveParody and Jc.)Really. That seems… not right at all. But let’s hear the man out because… well, it’ll probably be funny is about the only reason the M