Insubstantial contributions: The iPhone X’s failure to dominate

Shocking news today as the iPhone X has failed to meet the dunderheaded and completely fabricated expectations of serially wrong pundits, signaling its utter failure.Writing for the Forbes contributor network and expired pimento loaf factory outlet, Ewan Spence declares the “iPhone X Defeated As Tim Cook Steals Victory Away With The iPhone 8.” (Tip o’ the antlers to @JonyIveParody.)Headlines, they’re what’s for blarrrrrrgh.The iPhone X was defeated, you see…