Collect them all: Living the dongle life

The Macalope hopes you like ridiculous scenarios that would never happen because that’s what’s on the menu today.The very fine people and editors and pernicious hive mind that furiously generates Apple clickbait over at Business Insider are all back, this time to warn us that “Apple makes 23 different dongles — and it would cost you $857 to buy them all.” (Tip o’ the antlers to Alex.)Why… why would you do that? Are you some sort of dongle completist? Do